May 2012
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It seems people are quick to “conveniently” all the shit I’ve done for them over the years.Others ignore you for no reason,and others turn their back on you when you need friends there for you. Nice to know who’s actually there for me and who don’t give two shits about me.
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Want to know a secret?
May 21st
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Clean my closet at 10pm finish cleaning half by 1:30am. Go on reddit.half an hour later its 5:30am Da fux.
May 18th
HMM
THIS INSURANCE TASTES BETTER THAN THAT INSURANCE,I THINK I’LL GET GIECO. STUPIDEST.COMMERCIAL.EVER. 
May 18th
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Comic sans?
AGHHHHHHHH
May 18th
I’m now in love with the Evora. I’d kill to have one… 
May 18th
Put everything into a box and forget about it. Guess I had to go through it eventually…  This sucks. 
May 18th
Its gotten to the point where I’ll go on facebook,read a few statuses and say “ugh why are these people so stupid…” obviously not all my friends are like that but there’s a good amount that make me facepalm.
May 18th
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2:30am When am I ever going to back to sleeping like a normal person.
May 17th
[[MORE]] One can only dream…
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
135 notes
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Anonymous asked: skeet skeet mothafucka!!!
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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“There is something special about her. The more you know her, the more she breaks...”
– Yul (via wherehellomeetsgoodbye)
May 16th
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May 16th
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Something about listening to Joy Orbison at 1:45am is a bit relaxing. No complaints here. 
May 16th
I feel like a fucking train wreck right now.
May 16th
This headache is killing me. GO AWAY 
May 16th
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I almost feel bad for starting shit with this kid because he’s just such an easy target. …almost.
May 15th
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“Lms id u’d date me,watch I won’t get any likes” You’re such a sad,sad little boy…
May 15th
[[MORE]] I know what Im doing tomorrow.
May 15th
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So its decided.
Even though I’m allergic, when I get my two cats I’m naming them Sushi & bagel. Hey,the runner-up name was Dr. Sir Knight Master Rufflesworth so I think I did good. 
May 14th
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2 tags
For the first time in my life...
I won at checkers. Yeah it was against a computer but fuck I finally one. This is like a milestone in life.
May 14th
I'll be honest.
Groove Armada’s essential Mix from the 5th of May is a little disappointing.I mean theres a few tracks so far (Im 20 minutes in) that are pretty good but I dunno…Wish it was more like some of their DJ sets.
May 14th
Im sad now :(
May 14th
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I just can’t seem to shake this feeling…
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Ridin’ high in April,shot down in May.But I know I’m gonna change that tune when I’m back on top, back on top in June.
May 11th
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May 11th
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This sandrock gundam puts the crossbone gundam to shame.I dropped sandrock 3 times already and nothing happened. I move crossbone 5 inches and 3 pieces already fall off. 
May 11th
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May 11th
Dear followers, be nosy.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
please well bored
do ittt
May 10th
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
May 10th
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[[MORE]] I wonder when I’ll stop being mad about it.
May 10th
May 10th
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Can this crossbone gundam model be ANY MORE FLIMSY? the damn weapon wont even stay in the hand without some sort of support -___- 
May 10th
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May 9th
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